Flush the Johns
John Kerry and John Edwards are two of the most laughable liberals in recent memory. My only fear is that they might actually win the 2004 election. That, to me, says bad things about the mind set and even the intelligence of a large portion of the American people. That these two made it to the Senate is bad enough. I'd hate to think about what two of the most liberal politicians in our history would do if they gained the White House.
Still, I believe in keeping my sense of humor, so here are some funny images of the Two Johns. Most are my own creation, some are the work of others. Where possible, I have included the name of the creator of images other than my own. Feel free to grab any of these images and pass'em around. All I ask is that you do not alter my images or remove my logo.
Some of these images are animated .GIFs, so if you're using dial-up access it'll take a few seconds for them to load.
Enjoy! - Alan
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Given that we've got a pair of "Johns"... the toilet-humor is inevitable. The "slap" thing refers to Edwards' career as an ambulance-chasing trial lawyer.
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Here we see Senator Kerry's romantic side. The "Liberal Hearts" image was sent to me by a friend, but neither of us know who actually created it. It's doggone nice work, though. And... isn't Senator Edwards ADORABLE in his little white dress???
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Yes, I know it's disgusting... but so are The Johns. In the original image they actually LOOKED like they were getting ready for a lip-lock. Does Capitol Hill have a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy?
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Kerry's loooonnngg arms make for easy image editing.
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We'll have a real horror story if these nutjobs get elected.
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The "Frenchurian" nickname was coined by a lady who called into Rush Limbaugh's radio program in August of 2004. The "LiarLiar" inspiration hit me one night while in Florida (just a few days after Hurricane Charley passed thru, in fact). Note that "LiarLiar" and "Frenchurian" both use the same head for Kerry... ain't it amazing what a difference a slight twitch of the "smudge" tool can make?
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