Well, we're just a few months away from dumping George W. Bush. I'd be excited about that if I thought the next guy would be an improvement. Let's face it: We're going to end up either with a silver-tongued socialist who'll send our taxes through the roof, or a worn out old fart who hasn't had a good idea in 20 years. America hasn't had a "great" President since Ronald Reagan vacated 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. And, I don't see any viable alternatives after the next debacle is finally over in 2012. I believe our best bet is McCain simply because I don't like the idea of having one party in control of both the White House and Capitol Hill. Recent history should teach us that things work marginally better when the two parties share power and keep each other (ahem - cough cough) "honest."

Disenfranchising the Dead...
The Democrats have been registering dead people to vote for at least the past 50 years. And, I might add, they've been doing it without their consent. Not only have the Dems been engaging in voter fraud for half a century, but the honorable dead have had no proper representation in Washington. Never, not once, have the Dems ever offered the dead the opportunity to be represented by one of their peers. If the Dems insist upon forcing the dead to vote for them (since no one with a life of his/her own votes Democrat), isn't it only fair and proper that the Dems offer up a candidate as dead as their voters? I believe the time has come for the Democrat Party to clean up its act. They should immediately dump Obama and Hillary in favor of Curly Howard. He was smart. He was funny. Everyone loved him, and he could be tough as nails when he needed to be.

Not only that, but Obama is far too young and inexperienced to be in the White House. Curly is much older than Obama - although he's probably younger than McCain.

Moving right along...
Fuel prices are skyrocketing. Filling your gas tank is becoming a major expense for most of us. In light of that, I have a question: Why the Hell are you people still driving 15 and 20 mph over the speed limit?
Has it occurred to you that you can save a significant amount of cash by slowing down a little? Never mind the fact that you increase your chances of arriving in one piece at your destination. You can gain 2 or 3 miles per gallon by slowing down and making better use of your cruise control. Keep track of the miles you drive in a month and the money you spend on gas, then do the math and see how much money you'd have saved just by running 70 instead of 85. It's worth leaving home a few minutes earlier if you can be both safer and save some bucks.

Euro-Trash...
And c'mon folks. I am sick of hearing (mostly from left-wingers) about how much more "civilized and refined" Europeans are than us trashy Americans. Read the news item linked below for a taste of just how caring, thoughtful and "progressive" the Europeans really are:
Italians Shocked After Sunbathers Relax on Beach Near Dead Bodies

Gimme a Break!!!
Who the Hell does Pamela Anderson think she is these days? Pam seems determined to remain relevant (to whom? Damifino). Now she's slamming poor Jessica Simpson. Hey Pam, Jessica is having a tough time these days, what with getting booed for not being sufficiently redneck at her first country concert and the added pressure garnered by dating Cowboys QB Tony Romo (the upcoming Super Bowl MVP). She doesn't need you adding to her problems.

Pam's actions are pathetically typical of left-wing activists. The Left doesn't believe in free speech if that speech (or the caption on a t-shirt in this case) happens to disagree with the Left's agenda. The Lefties will without hesitation engage in name-calling, lying and character assassination in an effort to silence and/or discredit anyone with the temerity to take a position on the right side of the Invisible Fence.

And hey Jessica...
Stop explaining yourself to bunch of rednecks who wouldn't know good music if you beat them over the head with it. You have talent. You have looks. You're a likeable gal. Stop trying to be what you're not and concentrate on your strengths. Dating a Dallas Cowboy does not make you a cowgirl by default, and the "less redneck" you are, the better. Why in the world anyone would aspire to redneckery is beyond me.