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Godzilla 2000 is a significant movie for several reasons. It was the first "real" Godzilla movie made after the 1998 Americanization of the franchise. In this flick Big G sports a brand-new monster suit, better effects and even a pretty darn good FX sequence of the big guy swimming underwater. This movie also does a much better job with Godzilla's nuclear fire, and gone were the ridiculous attempts at making something this big and ugly perform acts of athleticism. All in all, a much better movie than any of Toho's past efforts. This was also the first Godzilla to receive theatrical release in the U.S.A. since "Godzilla 1985".

The plot includes many of the staples of past releases: The selfless researcher (Naomi Nishida) attempting to "understand" Godzilla, the intrepid reporter (Takehiro Murata), the child prodigy (Mayu Suzuki), an evil warmonger/capitalist/rightwinger, and another character to somehow link them all together, in this case a scientist who works for the aforementioned bad guy but who USED TO BE a colleague of our hero the Selfless Researcher.

The movie opens with scientist Yuji Shinoda and his daughter, Io setting up equipment in the dark of night for monitoring the activities of Godzilla. These two are members of a volunteer network that keeps track of the Big Lizard. Along for the evening is reporter Yuki Ichinose who hopes to get a few photos of Godzilla if he actually shows up as the network has predicted.

Godzilla does indeed rise up from the depths of the Pacific Ocean and Yuki gets all she bargained for and more. The trio has a a very close call and only barely escape Godzilla, although it appears he's more curious than angry. This scene is pretty creepy, with Godzilla looming up out of the shadows and rumbling rather than roaring. Our heroes speed away into the gathering dawn, with Godzilla not far behind.

Here is the first instance in which I was reminded of a popular American movie, in this case "Twister." The three "Godzilla Chasers" are screaming along the highway while Godzilla plows through the countryside, having already forgetten their brief encounter. Just replace actor Naomi Nishida with Bill Paxton and substitute Godzilla with a tornado. This movie seems to treat Godzilla more as a force of nature than as a monster. This treatment has been evident in past releases but not to this degree. I liked it.


Meanwhile...
Somewhere in the Pacific Ocean a research team is preparing to lift a giant meteorite from the ocean floor. This is being done by attaching gas-filled "underwater balloons" to its surface. As it reaches a depth where the sunlight can reach it, it reacts by lifting on its on, as if seeking the light. The balloons are smashed against the meteorite's rocky surface and it explodes from the depths, nearly capsizing the research vessels ringing the lift site.

As the sun climbs in the sky the meteorite begins to lift itself out of the water, following the sun.

During this period of time, a state of emergency has been declared. Godzilla has returned to the ocean but is being tracked as he again makes his way toward the coastline. It is feared he will emerge at the nuclear power plant near the city of Tokai. The Japanese military is alerted and quickly moves into position. Unlike previous movies, Godzilla 2000 does not (thank God) use those cheesy miniature tanks. At least, if they did... they did it so well I couldn't tell the difference. It appeared that they instead used the real thing with Godzilla FX'ed into the background as he approached. However they did it it looked a heckuva lot better than in any previous release.

One of the constants of all Godzilla movies is the ever-ready "new secret weapon." In this case it's an armor-piercing missile that the military hopes will be able to penetrate Godzilla's thick, scaly hide. The missiles are indeed lethal in appearance and while they don't bring Big G down, they do injure him. You can see big chunks of scales being blown loose as the missiles explode against him. I have to wonder if perhaps this was Japan's answer to the fact that in the American version, the U.S. military killed Godzilla-Wannabe with plain old missles fired from fighter jets. Maybe, maybe not.
Both air and ground forces are brought to bear. This should rank among the best of all Godzilla fight scenes. It's fast-paced and the explosion effects no longer look like firecrackers. The sound is more realistic as well. Both helicopters and fighter jets were used and there was one scene involving the jets that was almost breathtaking... yes, I said breathtaking. In a Godzilla movie? Breathtaking?

The military's plan is to use the armor-piercing missiles to both injure and enrage Godzilla while luring him into a nearby river where powerful underwater mines have been placed. It is hoped that the mines will be sufficient to destroy Our Lizard. Yah... right. The mines explode dramatically, but Godzilla appears through the smoke and spray, grimly intent upon reaching the mainland.


But wait a moment...
It seems that the meteorite has suddenly lifted itself from the waters and is making haste for Tokai. The military is caught completely off-guard. By the way... I have to take exception with the lack of preparedness on the part of Japan's military. I mean, they've been dealing with 200-ft monsters for half a century. Why should they be surprised at a flying rock?

Also, at the risk of offending the fine folks who created the generally acceptable special effects for this movie: I'm sorry, but at this point the meteorite looks like a flying cow-patty. There, I said it. I wasn't going to say it but I did. I feel better. They also used 50's era sound effects for the rock while in flight. You know, the cheesy wee-wee-wee sound? Why did they do that?!
Anyway, the meteorite comes flying in and attracts Godzilla's attention. Godzilla meanwhile, has the undivided attention of the meteorite as it does a close-up examination of our hero. It appears that something about Godzilla's cellular structure is interesting to this faceless alien invader. Godzilla of course is unimpressed by anything as silly as a 300-ft flying rock and responds by idly staring up at the hovering behemoth, his head cocked in mild curiosity... until the meteorite suddenly belches forth a blast of whatever meteorites belch. Hm... could it be that this is a cleverly concealed spacecraft instead of a meteorite? Oh c'mon... space aliens in a Godzilla movie? Say it ain't so!
Godzilla is rocked back on his heels by the blast but hey... this is Godzilla we're talking about. Big G takes a deep breath and lets loose with a stream of his patented, one-of-a-kind nuke breath and reduces the alien craft's stone shell to pea gravel. The alien ship responds in kind and the two adversaries knock each other backwards. Godzilla retreats to the depths, while the craft travels a short distance and lands in the shallows of the bay.
Godzilla's blast has also revealed a sleek metallic hull underneath the rocky surface. The supposed meteorite, which has lain dormant at the bottom of the ocean for billions of years, is actually an alien spacecraft! No foolin'.

With sundown approaching, the craft has evidently settled in for the night. The military assumes that the craft is somehow dependent upon sunlight for power. Hm... a solar-powered spaceship? That'd be about as practical as a solar-powered flashlight. While the craft is immobile the military anchors it to the ground with heavy cables in hopes that it won't be able to take off come sunrise. Anyone who thinks this'll work raise your hand...

After the battle, Yuji visits the beach and collects some samples of Godzilla's skin. At the lab he discovers that the cells are capable of repairing themselves with astonishing speed. He names these amazing cells "Regenerator G-1." This explains how Godzilla has withstood so many hits from artillery, ray guns, other monsters, and falling into a volcano. His cells repair themselves almost instantly. While this makes him a formidable enemy, it could also be a tremendous discovery for the good of mankind if the cellular process can ever be truly understood.

As the next day progresses, the alien craft shakes free of its moorings, breaks out of its rocky shell and heads for Tokyo. Not coincidentally, Godzilla is also headed for Tokyo. Let's keep in mind here that the "Americanized" Godzilla was created by the same people who gave us "Independence Day." One of the most famous scenes from ID4 was that of the huge alien craft coming in low over the New York City area. It seems that the good folks at Toho just couldn't resist! Not only do we get a good shot of the big alien meteorite-turned-spacecraft coming in low over downtown Tokyo, but the thing even settles in on top of a hi-rise.

The reporter, Yuki, notices that her laptop has been hacked and all of her files pertaining to Godzilla have been accessed. In the military command center, alarms sound as their massive supercomputer is compromised. A diagnostic reveals that the alien ship is downloading literally every file in Tokyo. Something must be done! The military decides to enter the building with high explosives and blow up the ship. The powerful explosion shears off the top few floors of the building but fails to even scratch the alien ship. Shades of ID4... remember how the nuclear missile failed to dent the invaders? Toho has always taken an anti-nuke stance in the Godzilla movies and so here we just see high explosives. But, the similarities cannot be ignored.

So... where's Godzilla all this time? Well, he's cutting a trail into town and appears to be just spoiling for a fight. The alien ship is happy to accomodate him, and the eagerly anticipated battle begins. The ship draws first blood by firing its powerful beam weapon and knocking Godzilla flat on his back, burying him under tons of debris. This is where it gets interesting. The ship moves in and hovers over the fallen Godzilla and begins scanning him. A huge ball of matter appears, floating just below the ship and it begins to take form.

The ship has recorded Godzilla's cellular structure and now seeks to remake itself in Godzilla's image! Well, sort of. Giant spidery legs extend to the street below as the ship literally begins to develop facial features. The lower section finally separates and falls away and the ship returns to its original form. But what of that lower portion of gross anatomy? Boy oh boy... is it ever gross! As Godzilla frees himself from the wreckage, the new creature arises from the ruined buildings. It's huge, even a bit larger than Godzilla himself. It appears to be in a constant state of flux as though it were still remaking itself.

But even as this new creature is rising, Godzilla frees himself and spews forth his nuclear fire, turning the craft's rearmost section into a roiling fireball. That same blast also takes a chunk out of the new creature but like Godzilla it appears to heal almost instantly, although not as fast as Godzilla.

The two behemoths clash in the midst of the wreckage and a fierce tooth and claw battle rages through the streets of Tokyo. Just as it seems Godzilla might be getting the upper hand the creature leaps away to the wreckage of the spaceship that spawned it... and the ship, what's left of it, rises from the ashes. Godzilla wastes no time. Another blast of nuclear fire, this one impossibly long, almost disintegrates the ship and grounds it for good.

But now the still changing creature has a new trick. It lurches foward with its jaws opening impossibly wide and engulfs Godzilla. It again begins to change, this time growing scales and spikes like Godzilla as it continues its metamorphosis. Will Godzilla be consumed like some gigantic midnight snack? Not a chance. Just as it seems all is lost Godzilla begins to glow with the telltale signs of an impending blast of nuke-breath. Both Godzilla and the creature glow as if afire, lighting up the night. When Godzilla unleashes his blast, the alien is utterly destroyed. As smoking bits of alien rain back to the Earth, Godzilla bellows in triumph.

Another monster bites the dust. Once again we're left pondering whether Godzilla is good or evil, or perhaps beyond the judgement of man. I tend to believe that one cannot call Godzilla evil because he's not a monster. Godzilla is more like an earthquake or hurricane. You cannot judge him, you can only try to cope with him. In this case, he cut a path of destruction through Tokyo, but what of the alien? How much more harm would that alien have done us?

Once Godzilla's instincts guide him back to the depths of the sea, he may return in days, or it could be years. Like a hurricane or an earthquake, you don't know when he'll strike again. But you do know that sooner or later, he'll come back. And like the weather, there's nothing on Earth to stop him.

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