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PICTORIALS...

NOTE: On some images, you'll notice "gatorlandpress.net" in one corner or another. Gatorland used to be my domain, but I got rid of it in late 2004. So... the gatorland images are now listed here. When I have NOTHING better to do, I'll remove the logo from the images. Click any thumbnail image to open a pictorial.

PICTORIAL ESSAYS...
Big G Godzilla 2000
Okay... I've been home sick with nothing to do. I got BORED! So, I created this really excellent pictorial essay on one of the better Godzilla movies: Godzilla 2000. Enjoy!
Return of Gorgo...
I've revamped my Gorgo pictorial and added some movie memorabilia you may find interesting. You'll also find Gorgo art by well-known Dino Artist Tony Trammell.
Super Metroid...
Samus is back... I had taken down my Super Metroid pictorial while I reworked the website. I've uploaded a bigger and better Metroid page. If you're a Metroid fan, or are simply curious, check it out. Super Metroid is possibly the finest Run and Shoot ever created.
Kerry / Edwards...
Here's some politically incorrect humor directed at John Kerry and John Edwards, only slightly out of date. If you're a humorless lefty who lives only to bash President Bush, you ain't gonna like this page.
You are TERMINATED... The Next Terminator?
So... Now that Arnold has forsaken the leather jacket for a business suit in Sacramento, who best to fill his sizeable shoes as the next Terminator? Rumors abound, but I thought I'd make some suggestions of my own. In other words, I have engaged in shameless head-swapping with still images from all three Terminator movies.
The Martians are coming!!! The Martians Are Coming!
Images from the classic movie that riveted the nation, along with a brief history of the infamous radio broadcast that caused many Americans to believe we really were being invaded by Mars (no foolin'). The movie 'Independence Day' is actually a good-natured rip-off of War of the Worlds. If you doubt it, think of Goldblum's character in ID4 and look at Gene Barry & Ann Robinson in this pictorial...
Bubbie... The Fat Yellow Eating Machine Furballs...
I'm a shameless cat lover. Here's a batch of pictures and comment about my three furballs. And NO, I didn't cut off their tails. Manx cats don't have tails.
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The Godzilla World Tour! The Godzilla World Tour
Here are some pics of my roadtrip with Godzilla. If you're looking for images of that computer-generated imposter that layed eggs in Manhattan, look elsewhere. This is the REAL Big G!
FLASH SLIDESHOWS...

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