Okay... let's face the cold hard truth. NOBODY will ever play the The Terminator like Arnie did. No way, no how, not ever. This is Arnold Schwarzenegger's signature character. But now Arnie is in the political arena, and Terminator fans like me will always want more. If Arnie is successful as "Governator" of California, it could be years before he returns to the big screen, if ever.So... who best to follow in his sizeable footsteps? Yeah, I know there's all manner of rumor out there about the next Terminator (like maybe The Rock). But who would do it best? Who would do it worst? Am I being serious? Of course not. This page is for fun - I don't care a whit about Hollywood's rumor mill or all the sites that speculate on who'll be the next Big T. Here are a few offerings of "possible" Terminators.
Enjoy! ---Alan
THE 'NATORS
The Rockonator
Let's think about this for a second... could anyone else do a better job at following Arnie than Rock? I don't think so. He's big... he's tough... he's cool... he has fan appeal. Yeah, this guy would be my choice. Rock rules!
The Robonator
Well... he's "Half Man, Half Machine", like Arnie's character. However, Arnie was human on the outside and machine on the inside, while Robocop is human on the inside and machine on the outside. Ah... what the hell. They both have big guns and kill bad guys, right? If Rock doesn't want the job, give it to Robo. Besides, he looks way cool in the leather jacket.
The Termi-Nader
Ralph Nader would be the ideal choice for hard-core liberals. He could travel back in time and save humanity from the evils of capitalism, democracy, and the internal combustion engine.The problem here is that being a liberal, he probably hates guns and motorcycles... and I doubt he'd want a hydrogen fuel cell. Hm... the Terminator on an electric scooter, powered by a solar panel (maybe in his shades?). I think I'll pass on this idea.
The Wolvernator
Hm... He already has a metal skeleton (not to mention the claws). He's got a nasty attitude, and rides a motorcycle (when Cyclops isn't looking). Yeah, Wolverine has potential.
The Alanator
Hey, it's MY website so if I wanna be a Terminator, that's my deal, okay? I hope you enjoyed these silly images. I'll be doing a couple more when I have the time. I want to do one with Gray Davis (appropriate under the circumstances), but haven't yet found a picture of him that suits my needs.Best To All - Alan